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After Seeing Captain America the Winter Soldier

satirical-dragon:

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

peetasboxers:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

first you won the hunger games

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then you stole my bitch

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i couldnt have stolen her

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because she was never yours

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GALE IS MINE

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AND I AM HIS

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NOW SIT YOUR PANSY ASS BAKER ASS DOWN

You didn’t make out with her in a cave

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i did

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i kissed her before you

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how you liking my sloppy seconds??????

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they’re pretty nice

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and so are our two kids

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lmao | the purple wedding

pajamaben:

"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”

brokendildo:

brokendildo:

there are ants all over the desk in front of me I’m going to scream

THE MOTHER FUCKER IN FRONT OF ME THREW THEM ALL ON THE GROUND IM LITERALY ANOUT TO LEAVE