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whorenament:

I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

(Source: khione)

coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass)