Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
first you won the hunger games
then you stole my bitch
i couldnt have stolen her
because she was never yours
GALE IS MINE
AND I AM HIS
NOW SIT YOUR PANSY ASS BAKER ASS DOWN
You didn’t make out with her in a cave
i kissed her before you
how you liking my sloppy seconds??????
they’re pretty nice
and so are our two kids
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
there are ants all over the desk in front of me I’m going to scream
THE MOTHER FUCKER IN FRONT OF ME THREW THEM ALL ON THE GROUND IM LITERALY ANOUT TO LEAVE